He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just want nice things and good sex
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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