so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I will be naked everywhere
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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