you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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