yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
