I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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