i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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