he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Randomize