my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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