he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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