My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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