You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We talked him into tasing himself.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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