dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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