So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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