doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
tell me about the fingering
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