After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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