well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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