i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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