so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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