DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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