Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Your tits are I can't wait for
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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