me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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