Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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