Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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