I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
