i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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