of course. lets lasso hookers.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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