your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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