Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
