brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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