Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
