Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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