would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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