Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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