New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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