Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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