Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
40s are totally the cure
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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