His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i think i have two assholes
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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