I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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