would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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