she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Boobs speak an international language.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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