Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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