Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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