Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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