I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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