The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My hand turned me down
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
