these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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