Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
3 2 1 whiskey
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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