at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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