youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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