champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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