you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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