there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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