i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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