she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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