how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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