She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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