Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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