In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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