Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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