is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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