Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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